Here’s some 8”x10” paintings I did of Katy Perry’s breasts. They’re currently hanging on my wall. They stare at me while I sleep. They’re like those paintings with the crazy eyes that follow you around the room. Or like in Ghostbusters 2, that painting that possessed that one chick with the glasses and a baby. How dope would that be? To be possessed by a painting of Katy Perry’s breasts? I need to find a river of slime.
Canadian website thecheeky.com is selling what they call “the piggy bank of all piggy banks”:
Its a real piglet that has been taxidermied and inserted with what all piglets probably dream of as babies, a coin storage unit and a cork plug.
It costs a fortune ($4000, half up front) and it takes up to a year to produce, but hey, I can’t think of any creepier piece of furniture you could possibly add to your apartment’s decor.
Fortunately the company specifies that they “don’t actually kill the Piglets, they die of natural causes and these are the ones that we use”. That makes me feel better. A little.
(submitted by EmmanuelNegro)